deep closet

when a guy fronts like he's a straight douche but he's carrying Gucci luggage, wearing sunglasses indoors, wearing bright fucking colors/a scarf and swinging his hips (vigorously).

"Hey check out that guy! He's kind of hot..."
"Don't waste your time girl, he's deep closet."

by shabbyjohnson August 26, 2011

Three deep

1 - How Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas refers to the three police members of C.R.A.S.H.
2 - Three persons that have the power of influence over certain people.

Big Smoke: Three deep mentioned a little something.

by fabrix199 April 29, 2021

deep donged

When a vagina takes on a large penis. The end result is deep donged.

Heard at the water cooler....why is Katie walking so bowl legged today? .....I bet she got deep donged last nite!!

by P bear delite January 9, 2017

Deep In The Jungle

A white girl who has had so many black boyfriends that she can't go back.

"Damn, she has only been with black guys."

"Yeah bro, she's pretty deep in the jungle."

by dawg what November 25, 2011

deep crust

crusted shit embedded deeply into the gouche of a very hairy man; typically found on men that sweat alot/play alot of sports

"dude i need to shower, my deep crust is starting to build up"

by frank goldstein December 29, 2013

Narnia Deep

When a person is so far in the closet about being gay that they don't even realize it themselves. As though they are living in an alternate universe.

Also see Narnian

So Scott has been dating Sarah for 4 years now and they have only had sex twice and he only seems to only get turned on around other guys? Wow, he's Narnia Deep.

by Duir1981 June 28, 2011

Deep end

The point in a relationship where you've already said "I love you"

"Wow they really jumped into the deep end without getting to know each other first"

by Dynamitecookies January 16, 2017