The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves
by samgreg January 3, 2022

The perfect breakfast cocktail consisting of a White Russian (vodka, Kahlua, and cream) with Cocoa Puffs. Eaten in a bowl with a spoon.
by thealcoholiccuttlefish November 22, 2018

The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.
Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.
"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.
Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.
"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.
"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.
"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin
"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin
by -Don't use your real name. January 14, 2021

by tetramino November 23, 2011

Was drummer for Nirvana in 90-94. Now lead singer for Foo Fighters. Dave is talented and can Sing, Play Dums and Guitar. He also has a deep passion for Grapes.
by Plastic Taste Of Dave Grohl September 15, 2017

A way to describe the feeling of someone being under your bed, sometimes he may be under your bed you never know until you check. It is said that dave is a 1ft2 black man covered in gray hair who lurks under children's beds until they sleep and then he performs a ritual to gain control of their soul.
by sexy peter March 7, 2020

by Matt Dempsey June 12, 2008
