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humped the shark

A reverse reversal of fortune.

When a company or, oh, say a TV sitcom (aka Happy Days), begins a downward spiral, the moment that the spiral began they are said to have "jumped the shark". However, if by intelligence or more likely pure chance, said company or sitcom turns the downward spiral around and all of a sudden they are in the black or renewed for another season, they have "humped the shark". Okay, what it means is Fonzie jumped the shark and then turned around and humped the powerful beast and who wouldn't renew a show that had the cojones to do that in the '70s?
Man, Apple really jumped the shark with Newton back 1993.

Yeah, but they humped the shark when they came up with the iPod. I sure hope they don't jump it again with the iPad.
by yowaldo August 6, 2010
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Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.
"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"
by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006
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camel hump

Male variation of camel toe.

Requires one pair of running shorts and some frank and beans. Now pull the shorts up real high and give yourself a wedgie. Look down at your crotch and--voila! Camel hump!
"Check it out guys, it's camel hump!"
"Oh shit, here comes coach!"
by Timil Deeps May 8, 2004
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hump hut

A small room or space that is secluded and makes for a great place to have sex. Typically away from a main house or living area such as a granny unit or tree house
Dude, you could totally take chicks to your room out here. It's the ultimate hump hut.
by Platinum_bullets December 7, 2013
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Hump Bowl

The bowl of chronic that day job weed smokers enjoy in the middle of the week to get from Monday to Friday.
It's hump day? I need to smoke a hump bowl.
by Jambalaya Jones October 19, 2019
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Hump in the pub

Hump in the pub is a sexual act, when you hump in the pub you generally hump the trash can in the pub.
Oi bruv watch me hump in the pub
by Geetar_LD April 2, 2019
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Speed hump

A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow
Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump
by 665565555 April 19, 2019
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