A girl that’s in love with a boy on the other side of the conty, that has many disgusting experiences with other guys. Heard Blessings awazi new boyfriend treats more than great there love is magical and that her ex and all her old tings are a bunch of clowns.
by sosababyyyy April 22, 2021
Get the Blessingmug. the worst insult any southerner could dish out. to "bless someone's heart" is to pity someone for their sheer ignorance, stupidity, and gosh darn lack of intelligence. if the person who's heart you are blessing does not realize they are being insulted, then that proves their stupidity.
daniella: hey josh, i think i lost my glasses.
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
jonah: bless your heart daniella, but youre wearing your glasses right now.
daniella: oops, silly me!
by zippy nips December 30, 2022
Get the bless your heartmug. by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God blessmug. When an older Eastern European woman pushes on a wealthy man's ass while he fucks the woman's daughter or granddaughter, in the hopes that a baby will take, and the young woman's future can be secured with finances and a green card.
I dated a young Romanian woman, and when we finally got to having sex, her mother stood behind me with a Babushka's Blessing.
by captaincrunk April 15, 2020
Get the Babushka's Blessingmug. by the t3 February 28, 2025
Get the Gentleman's Blessingmug. The dog way of saying "god bless you!". I usually think of Snoopy (from peanuts) saying it, and my friend think about this one weird Soviet dog. It's like a terrier or like a tall Mexican street dog idk they showed it to me. Anyway, dog bless you!
by 2muchrush September 22, 2022
Get the Dog bless youmug. 'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018
Get the A good morning and God blessmug.