hand rape

when you come up from behind someone, pin their hand to the ground and thrust your wrist up against theirs. Therefor, creating a very intimate experience between the two, even if it's uncalled for.

I was just hand raped. Help me

by The wenis master October 26, 2017

Hand Sogns

Hand signs or gang signs used to communicate through online classes or community calls

jeff:*does hand sogns saying that we should leave the meeting*
teacher:I wonder what that poor boy is doing
Karen:what da hecc he doing imma talk to manager
jeff's friend: I agree
*leaves meeting

by the one guy who vibes April 13, 2020

Hand-Cupped Fart

When you take both of your hands and cup your asshole until you fart. Then you remove your hands and cup your nose and inhale for afterburn.

Breaking News: Brian Lapis performed a Hand-Cupped Fart in the middle of his news report. Viewers at home are stunned to see his hands are wrinkled from the pungentcy.

by DeportTheMonkeys April 22, 2025

left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.

Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.

by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014

Hands down

No doubt, for sure

- I should've gone to bed earlier yesterday

- Hands down you should've

by anothergoodsamaritan August 12, 2025

Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.

Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010

second-hand offense

The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.

Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense

by 10:20am September 16, 2021