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blackened-hands triumph

Refers to where ya emerge from da garage or workshop and grinningly display yer grease/soot-covered hands for da folks waiting outside to learn da results of yer repair-efforts; da idea is dat yer "soiled but pridefully-happy" gesture indicates dat yer task was totally messy and disagreeable, but dat ya were indeed successful in yer refurbishing endeavors.
Extra points if da crowd of onlookers breaks into congratulatory applause (like da fellow passengers do in "What About Bob?" when said trepidatious Robert actually manages to ride all da way to his destination without totally freaking out) when you do yer blackened-hands triumph maneuver.
by QuacksO January 5, 2020
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the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand
Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*
by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020
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Mayonnaise Hands

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.
Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.
by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018
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Carriage Driver Hands

This word is neither an insult or compliment. The word exists for the soul purpose of confusion and contemplation usually on the older generation.
Karen wanted her older lover to put his Carriage Driver Hands on her.
by Steezmiester June 21, 2020
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extra pair of hands

This is too much for us to handle . I think we need the assistance from somebody so you might need to go get an extra pair of hands
by MichaeltranUSA November 29, 2017
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hand jiggle

Another form of masturbating from when your partner tugs on your pork sausage to get you to climax.
Hey bro my girl gave me a hand jiggle in the parking lot of the school during lunch.

Bro: what the hell
by Midwesttitan August 21, 2022
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My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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