Jelly Job

Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.

by superchubs July 4, 2024

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three knuckle hook job

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.

The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

by EZyaytez March 30, 2008

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blow job

Slang term for pressure washing something, usually a vehicle.

"I went to Joes house gave me a blow job"

by cockballer May 26, 2024

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A job that is posted by a company and/or recruiter with the intention of never filling the position. Some reasons for this include gathering resumes to "see what's out there" or to make it appear to the public that they are growing more than they actually are. More nefarious motives include harvesting people's personal data or using the job as part of a bait and switch, where people apply for one job but are instead directed towards another, usually less desirable, one during the interview process.

Fooled by another bait job. I applied for "Lead Software Developer" but was told at the interview I'd be a better fit for "Janitor."

by DJ Fitness July 10, 2019

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