good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.

"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."

by good morning and god bless April 07, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

This is when you consume breakfast and coffee while on the toilet in the morning.

Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.

by TwoBeats April 07, 2018

good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

by Grand Papa John April 11, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet

i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless

by poxytron April 30, 2018

Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious April 22, 2018

Good Morning and God bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast while on the toilet.

I need a good morning and God bless to make me feel better

by MyBoringLife April 07, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"

by mrcoper April 06, 2018