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Lesnar Faced

When you wake up in the morning with a puffy face and it's hard to open your eyes after a couple of hours of sleep or a heavy night of drinking, making you look like Brock Lesnar after he landed on his face after botching a Shooting Star Press at Wrestlemania XIX.
Urrghh I'm Lesnar Faced!
I'm LF'd this morning!
by Tuck Dublin March 13, 2011
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Shotgun to the face

a millitary stratagy thats good in any situation, espaecially killing Griff. THe term originated in the popular webshow Red Vs. Blue by RoosterTeeth or Cockbite.
Sarge- time to use shotgun to the face. *shoots Griff*

Griff- IM starting to beleive shotgun to the face isnt a real military stratigy.

Sarge- Yeah but its fun to kill lazy bums.
by Caboose97 March 23, 2011
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McGeester Face

A really really silly looking animal or person. More commonly used towards animals. Less commonly used to describe people, unless their combination of facial features is really really really silly looking!
B: Awww what a cute cat, what's his name?

G: Yawni.

B: Yawnnniii to the McGeester face to the McGuyster face!

Person: dude, look at that guy.

Other person: omg, thats a McGeester Face if I've ever seen one!
by Chicken_grundle March 25, 2011
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Jones Face

What you turn on when you get bitties.
He gets so many chicks with his Jones Face on.
by Jones_Face August 3, 2011
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Mold Face

Mold Face is the new STD. It combines all of the numerous types of nasty face diseases.
Including but not limited to;

Canker Sores, Unibrows, Hangin Boogers, Uglyness, Herpes, Bad Breath, Glasses that make you look less attractive, Acne, Blackne, and Facne (It's a thing), Sarah Jessica Parker, Jew Nose, Elephant Ears, Crusty Flaky Sticky Puky skin, and in some cases Blindness.

Though we wish WE were blind.

One can catch Mold Face by kissing, necking, sucking, blowing, licking, eating, or sexing someone else with Mold Face.
The Rancor had a serious case of Mold Face.

That girl.... what... AHHHHHH!!!!! Mold Face!!!!!!!!

If she ever has a baby, it's gonna pop out with Mold Face.

Mathew Broderick.
by The George Lucas September 20, 2011
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Toyam Face

The face one makes while they orgasm.
Ben is so desensitised, that his toyam face is the same facial expression he gets when engrossed in The Walking Dead.
by BV69BV July 30, 2017
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Shoe Face

A weak insult to someone wearing blue jeans.
Hey Shoe Face! Your jeans are blue, and your face looks like a shoe!
by heylookitsbla July 25, 2018
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