cut to the dog's dick

Get down to the nitty gritty

Let's cut to the dog's dick, are you going out with me or not?

by Texican1911 January 11, 2017

What the dog doin

"What the dog doin?" is a term often used to describe utter confusion of an act that the canine seems to be committing. The dog could be walking, peeing, shitting or generally doing what a dog does. Though, people tend find themselves holding back from saying "what the dog doin?" when seeing a dog doing something rather mundane.

A: "Yo look! what the dog doin?" - "he acting a bit sussy now innit?"
B: "he's just pissing.."

A: "what he doin tho?!"

by Skylin Met Taiga May 26, 2021

Raw dog roulette

When two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with a female, and all male participants ejaculate inside of her vagina. The one who impregnates her is declared the loser.

“She wanted all three of us and nobody had a condom, so she let us play raw dog roulette”

“Dude we all ended up on Maury because we played that stupid raw dog roulette game that night”

by Sobe900 December 2, 2021

microwave the hot dog

To engage in anal sex with a woman that is menstruating

My wife was on the rag so I had to microwave the hot dog

by Mort Glickman May 9, 2012

Road Dog

A girl that has been "hit" more times then a dead dog in a street.

We need to find some road dogs to invite to the party.

by wv24901 February 3, 2010

walk the dog

to vomit

i don't feel so good, i think i'm gonna walk the dog all over the place.

by bethany lisa April 7, 2004

Dog fight fart

Flatulence that sounds like canines fighting.

The chili caused a dog fight fart Fiesta among the soccer players.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016