God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen

Who is god? God is Jake!

by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021

God

The most high blesses his people who do not neglect the 10 commandments.

1. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”
Exodus 20:3

2. “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.”
Exodus 20:4

3. “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Exodus 20:7

4. “Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.”
Exodus 20:8–10

5. “Honour thy father and thy mother.”
Exodus 20:12

6. “Thou shalt not kill.”
Exodus 20:13

7. “Thou shalt not commit adultery.”
Exodus 20:14

8. “Thou shalt not steal.”
Exodus 20:15

9. “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.”
Exodus 20:16

10. “Thou shalt not covet.”
Exodus 20:17

by PJ2019 June 22, 2023

Disabled God

The one kid in your friend group is in a wheel chair, is pretty good at most video games, quiet, and just an absolute legend.

Friend A: Bro Anthony is a literal Disabled God.
Friend B: Ik he whips ass's with snipers in COD.

by ABCGaming27 November 2, 2020

God-Goals-Greatness

It is a life style. When put our Lord and Savior 1st Jesus God & then our selfish wants the out come with always be great.

GGGent Life

God-Goals-Greatness
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Someone in a conversation is inspired and or motivated by the words being spoke. Respond with God-Goals-Greatness.

by Joseph Ashmore July 28, 2021

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god would weep if subjected to it

Friend 1: I just watched Shoujo Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? I’m gonna search it up
Not that long after
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast10- March 22, 2025

god of instagram

delirixus.aep

delixirus.aep is the god of instagram edits

by pleaseimjusttryinftogetaname September 19, 2020

Coochie God

The man of your dreams. Track him down. Give him a kiss.

Thank you, Coochie God.

by Cooch E God January 14, 2022