God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
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sure god bless

Liz wants the rent money”
Sure god bless
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god given right

Given when someone is thought to have more than what they can add for. Normally materials that which were obtained from people at their weak moments.
I see you say that belongs to you really what's your god given right last I checked that shit belongs to me
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Gods water

Pabst Blue Ribbon is an American beer brewed in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and has many nicknames and one of them is Gods water.
How's that Gods water taste boy?
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Making god cry

Making god cry is a slang term referring to an individual that is ginger.
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god luck

Initially a misspelling of "good luck". God luck is believed to be a more potent way of wishing luck upon someone. By adding this phrase to your repertoire, you add divinity. God luck out there.
alexjones4ever: im gonna go eat, brb
animeman12345: god luck
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ur god a fraud

The strongest insult ever, and cannot be countered in any way. When used against someone, they instantly get a stroke and die, leaving a black hole open to suck in the universe.
Jake: ur mom gay
Donald: ur dad lesbian
Jake: ur granny tranny
Donald: ur god a fraud
Jake: *dies*
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