Job Done

1. Someone that successfully gets the Job Done

Example: Uber simply doesn't get the Job Done

Example: Pluto and Lu are the only niggaz getting the Job Done

by JDlu February 21, 2021

Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

East Job

When you use online dating to meet people that have drugs, then go over to their house and steal the drugs behind their back. Then you sell the drugs and make bank.

“Hey bro you trying to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with me?”
“Nah man I’m working tonight. Have an east job planned for tonight.”

by SirLoinOfBeef___ May 15, 2022

Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"

You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025

Strum Job

When a girl yanks a guy's foreskin as far as she can and strums the foreskin like it's a guitar string

The craziest fuck I had was when before sucking my dick, Judy gave me a strum job

by The Diddly September 30, 2021

Drew Job

Giving your roommate named Tom a bj while he drinks a 40oz.

Drew didn’t have a real job, so he waited until roommate got home and gave him a Drew Job.

by Nutz56 November 19, 2018

Laundry Blow Job

The act of a male standing in a fresh load of laundry and a female giving you a blow job.

Oh man that Laundry blow job was nice last night baby.

by Ginergey247 May 1, 2011