Smelling n telling

The person who blabs on you for shitting yourself next to others who didn't know.

Dave: Goddamn velma committed smelling n telling on me in the library yesterday!
Rick: Damn That's Tough

by SilkenKnight36 March 25, 2019

mec-n-dog sandwiches

yum

Guys, type mec-n-dog sandwiches into urban dictionary!

by fakeralsoof October 01, 2020

bugs n shit

so when you got bugs in yo shit

mannnnnnnn dammmmmmmmmm bugs n shit up myyy asssssssss AMEN

by rinnaasmr simp n shit December 04, 2020

D I V I N E

we miss D I V I N E

I miss D I V I N E

by somerandomdudebut2 March 25, 2022

Stump N' Tug

When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.

When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.

by spankendorf December 07, 2024

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

e x p a n d

Did you get the joke? uhh... no? god damn it, WHY, WHY AM I SO UNFUNNY, FUCK THIS

Guy 1: *writes e x p a n d*
Guy 1: Get it?
Guy 2: Yes.......
Guy 1: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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