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kick my nipples

The common mis-typed version of 'lick my nipples'. This normally occurs when texting someone while under the influence of alcohol (predictive text).
"I want him to lick my nipples!"
"Lets text him." 'kick my nipples..'
"oops"
by SmoothyBoothy June 30, 2008
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kiss my dick

Act of kissing a dick. Saying kiss my dick when simply saying kiss my ass won't get you point across. You are upset and disappointed
Hey Bro. UPS dropped a package off for you but it looks too small for it to be 60" TV!
Disappointed and upset you reply "kiss my dick"
by Todos mamons August 10, 2016
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Belay my last

Term you use when you want to take back what you had just finished saying, normally used when you claim that someone is HOT (from a distance), but once they get closer, you realize that they're NOT... and you go, "Belay my last..."

Origin: Term used in the Navy to say "Nevermind" when you change your mind or correct yourself right after giving an order to someone.
Drake: Damn, Trey, look at that Kitten over there sitting by herself. That bitch is "Daisy Duke".

(Then she turns around and you get a better view and she turns out to be more like Patti Duke"

Drake: Oh shit, my bad. Belay my last.
by Robrandt July 13, 2006
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f'shizzle my n'izzle

Term created by inner city youth expressing obvious agreemet, but eradicated from use once it was adopted by mainstream America as a parody of inner city youths.
White Guy: "I sure could use a beer"
Whiter Guy: "f'shizzle my n'izzle"
Non-white Guy: Rolls eyes
by SaasPimpn October 27, 2005
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My Hero Academia

An anime that is being talked about everywhere and very overrated.
What do you think about My Hero Academia?”
“It’s good but people treat it like it’s the second coming of Jesus.”
by Nintendo_Wii March 15, 2020
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cream-my-pantsarific

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.
Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!
by A person May 23, 2006
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Pimp my ride

A television programme which applies the conventions of home decorating programmes to cars. A damaged late model ( though sometimes older) car is rebuilt and fitted with everything from spoliers and bodykits to almost camp touches that are supposed to reflect the owner's personality. These can, more often than not, be seen as tacky, vulgar, tasteless and even unsafe. These touches include panelling over rear windscreens, pick up beds filled with monitors or in car chandeliers, for example.

Criticisms of the show are that it's more style than substance in both its presentation, content and the finished vehicle being campily over the top, having its practicality diminished by reduced luggage space in the trunk. Also, very little (if any) practical instruction is given on how to do something like lower your car's suspension safely or make your own grille insert. Instead it focuses on fancy post-production techniques, shots of the finished car at outrageous camera angles and the owner's reaction to it.
The show has also been criticised for glorifying sexism by implicitly glamourising the sexual exploitation of women and gay men by the use of the word "pimp", making it socially acceptable by changing the meaning to something else. To-wit: rebuilding a car. By extension, it is argued that it perpetuates the stereotype that connects African-Americans with criminality and violence.
"Pimp my ride" is a show that should be called "Camp my Ride" instead, considering what they do to the cars.
by Chris Henniker December 12, 2006
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