drumline mom

the kindest member of the drumline; protected at all costs
Jobs include:
-answering the same question 10 times
-reminding everyone to put on sunscreen

-carrying extra earplugs

“Does anyone know what we’re supposed to be doing?”

“Idk ask the drumline mom”

by Just me g November 3, 2019

Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.

Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.

by We_all_like_mans November 4, 2019

ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

Ur mom

Someone I fucked

I fucked ur mom

by Lesbiana01 November 22, 2021

ur mom

Somebody i really love.

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"

by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021

ur mom

The most clever response to any insult ever.

mean person: ur ugly lol
smart person: ur mom

by Dessanotter November 22, 2021

Disha’s Mom

Disha’s Mom is world’s greatest mom. She was already a great mom when she was Disha’s sister’s mom. But when she became Disha’s mom, she became the greatest mom ever.

Are you Disha’s mom cus you’re world’s greatest mom

by CV5 November 22, 2021