John

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times. He also has the cutest smile ever. He is very athletic, intelligent, and VERY cute.

You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JOHN
Friend: omg never let go of him!

by misterious9495 January 11, 2021

The John Doe

The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.

"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"

by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022

John Leo

Ma pride. Mo reply rag ganahan. Player. Incredibly Liar.

John Leo hates girls but girls love him.

by Hatkik May 16, 2022

John Teacher

The teacher that is loud, likes green, and talks too much about his wife and cats. Full of himself and does his phone while giving us 916247 assignments to complete in 45 minutes. A hypocrite.

"Finish the 916247 assignments in 45 minutes! Or it'll count as homework." John Teacher screeched, in his raspy voice.

by Milkis Official September 29, 2020

John

Another name for a noun. Most commonly used jokingly. (Person, place or thing)

“Man look at that John” “yeah that John huge!”

by Fartkocker124 December 7, 2023

Chase Arnold John Engeldinger

A tall blonde african american who has the fattest jhonny ive ever seen, that nigga makes the most fire beats and has great fashion sense and his new album nigga penis bologna sandwich was the cause of 9/11, world hunger, and global warming. PS. hes the best friend i could ever ask for.

Person: OMG is that chase arnold john engeldinger?

Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine

Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.

by Hiichi so peachy April 16, 2023

Johned

To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.

Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!

Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.

by SleepySap May 8, 2017