Fupa-Job

Having sex in the folds of someone’s fupa until climax.
I got a Fupa-Job last night from the torta that lives down the street.
by ShartingForChad December 16, 2024
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zombie blow job

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.
My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
by Cully Mumbles October 01, 2017
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Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024
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Straw Job

When you are with a male sexual partner, preforming the act of sounding, just as he is about to reach orgasm you swap whatever object you have inserted with a straw. You then forcefully suck, creating negative urethral pressure, FORCING the CUM to comply.
Yo, I just pulled a STRAW JOB on my man. Really wish I soundproofed my room.
by Ancient_Armadillo March 11, 2022
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straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz
Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.
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Pacific Rim Job

When two very large people orally pleasure one or the others anus in an aggressive way that is destructive to the environment around them due to their sheer size.
Dude 1: Did you hear that big Bill and Bertha totally fucked? I heard he gave her a rim job.
Dude 2: With their size, it was probably more like a pacific rim job!
by Oops_There_It_Is April 20, 2018
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Pacific Rim Job

1. To have your anus stimulated by a vibrator or other electronic device.
2. To get a rim job from a robot or cyborg
Me: that was the best Pacific rim job I ever got!
You: girl, you’ve been single too long.
Me: girl, you need a vibrator.
by July 25, 2021
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