God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

Disabled God

The one kid in your friend group is in a wheel chair, is pretty good at most video games, quiet, and just an absolute legend.

Friend A: Bro Anthony is a literal Disabled God.
Friend B: Ik he whips ass's with snipers in COD.

by ABCGaming27 November 2, 2020

Angel "God" Robles; The First Juvenile: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

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Person 343: Angel "God" Robles; The First Juvenile: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

assassin god

A man who doesn't leave his house and stays playing xbox all day in his mom's basement

Your an assassin God.

by Bryan2822 March 10, 2017

Fidget God

Hey did u know that Priscila is the Fidget God? Not lee!

Hey did u know that Priscila is the Fidget God? Not lee! Ew!

by Real Fidget God Priscila September 5, 2021

Good morning and god bless

When you eat your breakfast while dropping a massive deuce in the morning before work.

Hila: What are you doing?
Ethan: Good morning and god bless Hila.

by SupaDupaFly May 23, 2018

gods bongos

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded

dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?

by celeste tits April 15, 2020