farting while getting a blowjob

Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!

Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!

by Cookie the Dog whisperer September 21, 2013

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Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.

Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.

by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005

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mama nat's fart in a jar

sandlewood scents mixed with roses and peaches, fill the room with a beautiful and warm ambiance which enriches your life and fufills your happy dreams.

she puts butt her in the air and lets off a beautiful scent...that is mama nat's fart in a jar.

by hand blown starfish September 13, 2010

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poop skiddy fart pants

A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.

You are a poop skiddy fart pants

by rock em and sock em July 17, 2009

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Do farts have lumps?

Question asked by an unfortunate individual who has just shit themself. Basically, they sharted. Treat this with good humour, but at a fair distance upwind of the individual.

DUDE 1 : Hey, lets go cropdust that fat guy outside Wal-Mart!
DUDE 2 : Okay!
DUDE 1 : (near fat guy) (silent fart) (thinks in head : OH YEAH! SNIFF THAT ASS CLOWN!)
DUDE 2 : (near fat guy) (BLOODY RIPPER) (thinks in head : Do farts have lumps?)
FAT GUY : You sick bastard!
HOT CHICK : That man is my hero! I want to screw madly with him in the bathroom stall!

by Jim E. Junk May 1, 2006

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