He went on a date with woman he met on Tinder but it didn't go so swimmingly because he suffers from box terror.
by Red Rache August 7, 2014
Get the box terrormug. A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024
Get the Jack in the Boxmug. Poor guy. Look at him. That box is probably sitting there wondering who the fuck is going to help him.
by ChipForClicks May 30, 2018
Get the boxmug. by cay is annoying January 13, 2025
Get the Cay Boxed youmug. by anxyhippo September 14, 2020
Get the georgia cotton boxmug. by PseudonymPhoebe April 5, 2022
Get the Snack boxmug. when u finish a fat ass meal capable of feeding a small village by yourself without the needed assistance of a to-go box
by areallycooldude June 24, 2021
Get the no boxmug.