Monkey Jew Cunt

Adjective from the Sheffield dialect.

Someone who refuses to go to Corporation on a monday night claiming illness as an excuse.

Can be abbreviated to "mjc".

1: u coming to corp
2: no feel ill
1: u absolute loser
2: shut up corps dirty vodka on a bad stomach is just suicide
1: no its not, you monkey jew cunt

by N Dynamite May 3, 2010

monkey-scrotum face

a particularly unattractive individual, with a face that resembles a monkey's scrotum.

Shut it, ya monkey-scrotum faced ride!

by jp1122332345654 August 18, 2006

ugly monkey whore

Someone that looks like the ass end of a camel and smells like rotting garbage, and of course is a whore.

Hey piss off you ugly monkey whore or He/she looks like a Ugly monkey whore.

by Rich cebry December 17, 2008

The Monkey Fucking The Skunk

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.

Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

Monkey Puzzle Tree

A tree which originates from Chile. Brought to the UK for the sole purpose of confusing American tourists who know little about trees and the UK in general. Looks different and therefore attracts conversation. Many UK citizens are well informed about its origins but due to its unusual name, US citizens often believe them to be untruthful in its namesake.

US tourist: Hey what tree is that?

UK Citizen: Why thats the Monkey Puzzle Tree!

US tourist: No way, your totally making that up.

UK Citizen: Of course not and I can even prove it on the internet.

by treegeek2606 June 29, 2009

9 eyed monkey

drunk, wasted, fubar, etc

Originated in Va. Beach, VA by wadester

I was as drunk as a 9 eyed monkey

by wadester November 23, 2011

follow fashion monkey

(n) a person who physically / mentally changes themselves in order to adapt to trends in society. (we all know a few of these people, if not more)

i started these brown shoes and my friend went out and bought the same ones. hes a follow fashion monkey.

"dont be no follow fashion monkey!" - Bunny Wailer

by santiago zampano March 2, 2010