New Jersey Spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)
1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.
2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
verb (used without object)
1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.
2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
"I shouldn't have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. I accidentally gave my boyfriend a New Jersey Spray Tan"
"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."
"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."
"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."
"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."
by embalming squad October 10, 2011
Get the New Jersey Spray Tanmug. by SexyMotherfucker April 2, 2014
Get the new yokr hot pocketmug. When you go off to New Zealand to have a 7-way with complete strangers. It’s open all hours of the night and there’s a chance someone might catch a STD.
Tobias: Hey Riley, I got several of my mates at my house tonight and we need just one more person to perform a New Zealand 7/11.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
Riley: no thanks, I don’t want to get sick.
by Datzabbadabbado June 26, 2019
Get the New Zealand 7/11mug. 24 Hour News Hour. Television program created by Fox News to try and act funny like John Stewart and Steven Colbert in the summer of 2007. The series started off with clearly Republican biased 'jokes' where Ann Coulter and Newt Gingrich, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity would make jokes about the ACLU and democrats as fascists, and why they should be in charge of the nation. This is ages before Glenn Beck came over to Fox to rant also. At first the program had solid ratings of a half million views, but by episode three it dwindled down to 8000 or so, with reruns of the other two stories over and over. They so got the demographic (45 to 75 year olds don't watch comedy shows like Stewart) wrong they utterly and completely failed in away way.
24 Hour News Hour. A suck balls crappy comedy show that was merely an old fogies rant fest.
Jimmy. You watch the 24 hour news hour?
Peter. Yeah, it sucked. They pretended to be funny.
Jimmy. Rush and Ann would make crappy candidates to replace Bush in 08. They'd destroy the world.
Jimmy. You watch the 24 hour news hour?
Peter. Yeah, it sucked. They pretended to be funny.
Jimmy. Rush and Ann would make crappy candidates to replace Bush in 08. They'd destroy the world.
by demdoggy55 June 19, 2011
Get the 24 Hour News Hourmug. by Wanda Bangs December 25, 2010
Get the New Jersey license platemug. See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.
Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?
Mike 2: Sure man!
Mike 2: Sure man!
by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 3, 2017
Get the new jersey sump pumpmug. by Bullit123 January 11, 2014
Get the new england chilli dogmug.