Eye of Sauron

When you poke your wife or Girlfriend in the eye with your dick so she can't see out of it, then turn off off the lights and have here her try and find you.

Gave that bitch the eye of Sauron last night! She didn't even see it coming.

by A filthy Hobbit August 4, 2022

Four Eyes

When a person/nerd has glasses on, so you gotta call them four eyes

Bestie: hey there, Four Eyes
Me: go fuck yourself

by UR_L0CALS1MP October 11, 2025

Eye rolling

Rolling your eyes

Dad: go wash dishes

Kid: ughh 🙄🙄🙄ok (eye rolling)

by BIGDICKNIAH April 24, 2021

Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.

I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.

by Cc eyes April 20, 2016

Left eye weed

Pink eye or Conjunctavitis. Painful af.

"Bro you see Jesse over there with that pink eye?"
"Yeah bro, dude looks high as fck"

"Bros been smoking that left eye weed"

by RedDevil9001 July 4, 2022

Eye-pigging

Looking at (art, settings, or person) for an abnormally long time without moving.

(s)he is eye-pigging his/her favorite TV series.

by sLadyPanda September 4, 2022

Eye and a half

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.

That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021