Ur mom

gay

ur mom gay

by sammyjreal January 24, 2019

Your Mom

This is the most cliche insult in the known universe

Guy 1 Hey bob your dumb
Guy 2 so's your mom

by Eboi 6776562 December 15, 2016

Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025

ur mom

a funnily rude way of saying something so called funny or responding to someone talking and you're annoyed.

"so then we kissed!!!"Sookie said happily. "Ur mom" Lorelai announced.

by おはよ January 14, 2022

mom

a mom is everything. When you go through a breakup or anything bad, she is always there for you. she makes you food, she gives you a house and sometimes makes your bed. she is hilarious and funny and will always make you laugh, or even pee your pants. Even though you might yell, argue, or disagree with her she always will always love you more than you will ever know.

my mom is the best.

by baby.yoda_and_bb8.forlife November 28, 2019

haydens mom

Psychotic

Mom: Where are you at?
Hayden: Johnnys house

Mom: ARE YOU REALLY AT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE?!?!?!?

Friends: haydens mom
she’s psychotic

by h79 January 24, 2022

MOM

My Other Man; an acronym used to discreetly refer to another relationship with a man.

Kim: Hey Cindy, are you hanging out with your boyfriend tonight?

Cindy: No, MOM wants to see me.

by Im_Ish February 20, 2025