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John

A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩
by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021
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Saint John Grasp

The act of bending the tip of your thumb while keeping the middle straight and pushing up behind your balls to get the leftover pee out.
How the hell do you stop getting those droplets of pee after you zip up?

You ever hear of The Saint John grasp?
by Green Seagull July 10, 2021
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john

the funny short filipino guy in the group who everyone loves
someone: hey? have you seen a short filipino guy before?
me: ??? oh? you mean john? yea he's right here
john: I'm not short.
by therandomfilipino August 10, 2022
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John boy

Another name for a man’s penis.
“Hey Lee show me your JoHn boy” shouted Chris
by BBML07 August 18, 2022
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Brooklyn John

When someone sits on your face and drools.
She seemed boring at first but it didn’t take me long to talk her into giving me a Brooklyn John.
by El Capitán Nico August 21, 2022
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John

There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate

2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate

3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..

So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
"Hey, do you remember John?"
"What type of John? "
"The cool one."
"Yeah, he was a cool John."
by Weirdalltheway September 2, 2022
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Pulling a John

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred

GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.

John: That’s how it works, yo!

GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022
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