Urban Dictionary: An actual website where individuals can learn a definition about a real word, slang or not, and make their own sense of it. Although the site is filled, maybe even littered with absurd garbage. It does have the means to provide your typical John or Jane Doe with insightful knowledge about every put-down you can think of here. It can be mildly said that, many people have no idea what they are being told or have heard and can be ridiculed for it. Urban Dictionary is here to set them otherwise. "Happy hunting to those still wet behind the ears, don't even get me started on millennials"
Exhibit 1:
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
by SteelBallsOfLight May 31, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "There are no definitions for (insert word)"
"Stupid urban dictionary, doesn't even have my word"
"Stupid urban dictionary, doesn't even have my word"
by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025
Get the Stupid urban dictionarymug. The equivalent to Jesus
by bigboybaby69420 December 13, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Balkan Queen December 7, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. Student: Hey! Why can't I use Urban Dictionary?
Teacher: Because 0.00000000000001% is corrupted, so we banned it.
Student: NOO!
Teacher: Because 0.00000000000001% is corrupted, so we banned it.
Student: NOO!
by tbghfnghhjyhy February 11, 2023
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Kingofdick July 28, 2024
Get the Urban dictionarymug. The very thing you are reading from. A Dictionary has many different meanings of words. How did you even get on this site if you don't know the meaning?
Teacher: Ok Everyone, Do you have your Dictionaries Out?
Multiple People: Yes.
Teacher: Ok, Turn to Page 224.
Random Guy: Hey Teacher, This Dictionary is super long so..... I don't wanna do it
Multiple People: Yes.
Teacher: Ok, Turn to Page 224.
Random Guy: Hey Teacher, This Dictionary is super long so..... I don't wanna do it
by Meaning Of This Word July 8, 2019
Get the Dictionarymug.