Baby dick

A man who is a bitch and has a baby dick

Guy: Yo baby dick, you’re a bitch
Baby dick: No you are

by DaddyNugget October 4, 2021

Baby Bear

A chubby hairy hipster male who enjoys having honey smeared on his back side and group fucked by 400+ pound hairy men while eating seeds and berries.

I am as so glad to be the baby bear with my dad and his friends after leaving the micro brewery last night.

by Chive15 September 23, 2021

sub baby

Subscribing to someone’s Twitch stream for 9 months in a row is often jokingly called a “sub baby” or “Twitch baby,” referring to the number of months in an average pregnancy.

*Twitch notification: a_username has subscribed to Streamer123 for 9 months!*

Streamer123: “Hey, thanks for sticking around nine months! It’s a sub baby!”

by Tomi V. August 10, 2021

Baby Fascist

A little kid who is probably your little brother and is mainly between the ages of 4 and 11. This kid will try to annoy you as much as he can, as well as blaming you on stuff you didn’t do, and starting arguments for no reason. This kid will try their hardest to get their parents to favor them over you so that they can have some sort of feeling of being special. (They are special just not the nice kind). This kid is also favored by their parents.

Baby Fascist: I will annoy my older siblings.
Older siblings: Shut up stop annoying us.
Parents: Be nice to little Adolph Mussolini.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

Baby Math

The calculation of how many kinds a woman can have in relationship to when she meets the right guy or the calculation of how long a woman can wait before starting a family in order to have her ideal number of children.

Counting backwards from 38 is the easiest way to calculate baby math. For example, if a woman wants three babies, she need a minimum of about 4 years so she needs to start having babies at age 34. Subtract one year of marriage pre-baby and one year of dating, and you come up with age 32 as when a woman needs to find the man she will eventually have those babies with.

by totuck January 23, 2013

Baby Knife

Referring to a small penis

Hey Tatiana how how he?
It was horrible he had a baby knife :/

by CrazedClown July 13, 2011

awkward baby

In an awkward situation, when one person makes an awkward vagina, and another makes an awkward penis, an awkward baby is formed.

- a bunch of guys hanging out-
Timmy: And then, my girlfriend walked in on me while I was singing Dolly Parton's greatest hits!
Ted: -awkward penis-
Jim: -awkward vagina-
Sean: AN AWKWARD BABY HAS BEEN FORMED!

by sirpoopsalot7113 August 22, 2011