2 finger pinch

When a man’s penis is so small, he needs to stroke it with two fingers. 🤏

girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!

by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025

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2

the long awaited sequel to 1

A: I made 1 pie
B: What if you made 1 more?
A: I would have 2 pies

by Anónimo2 September 12, 2021

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2 am sound

A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it

Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound

Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight

by Bean plant February 12, 2020

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Jerker.2.o

Something yo do in yo own spare time

Fuck ima Jerker.2.o to the gentleman ghost man tonight

by _sillyguy_0 June 9, 2023

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Waluigi 2

The Man Behind The Dick Urkel Series,Makes Better Games Than Todd Howard And Nintendo,A Friend With A Small Youtuber,The Angriest Man Alive,And The Worst Discord Administrator Of All Time

Waluigi 2 had sex with Jonesy Fortnite

by WakeUpMottoJuoob June 30, 2021

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When you get so bored that you type all possible letters on your keyboard, but you didnt think about using the option / alt button, did you?

I am so `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? that I could type in qweiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and maybe even mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq

by ISkillAuraKids February 5, 2024

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