Black poop

Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!

Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

Hate Poop

To poop in a manner that is intended as an expression of a negative feeling towards another person.

"Can you believe your ex invited you to her party after she made out with your best friend?"
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."

by That Wasn't Worth It June 25, 2021

poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.

Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.

by 367 September 27, 2018

Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

Poop stick

A immature word used to call someone a name of just to cuss around your family

*at hockey game*
*mr.hockeyman misses*
Everyone: oh my god nice move stupid

Me: POOP STICK

by Brittani.riley March 2, 2019

is poop really epic

it depends who u ask

john: is poop really epic
me: it depends

by Pickle June 23, 2020

Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...

by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021