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Swedish Snow Job

When one person uses a straw to blow cocaine up their partners ass hole.
You look like coffee just isn’t working. You could use a Swedish Snow Job!
by Agaveman April 23, 2024
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pruinie job

When a man gets cold and his cock shrivells up into a small prune
Jordan: yo I just jumped in the lake and I got a pruinie job

Kumah: no way ! Gimmie a squeeze
by Swagmoneyyolobitches June 18, 2017
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Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.
I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.
by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015
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Persian job

When the person giving you a handy is wearing so much hand jewellery e.g. rings etc, it feels like you're getting your wiener stroked by the Persian ruler Xerxes himself.
"bro she gave me the most painful Persian job ever, my dick still has bruises from all the rings she was wearing"
by yall mind if i uhhhhhh July 17, 2023
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Nub Job

A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.
Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 16, 2019
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Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.
Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
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Backroad floor job

When someone fills the bed of their truck up with trash and other unwanted items, goes to a desolate back road, drops the tail gate and floors the gas pedal driving erratically until the truck bed is free of all trash
I need to clean the back of my truck, I'm going to do a backroad floor job later
by 23zx June 28, 2023
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