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Man-droid

You don't need a definition, just beware of them!!!
"Fuck! it's a MAN-DROID ARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!"
by Sea Dog August 8, 2006
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The Naked Man

A high-risk seduction technique where, on a night out, a person gets themselves invited back to their date's home and quickly strips naked and waits for said date to re-enter in the hope that s/he will either be amused, aroused or sympathetic enough to agree to sleep with the person.

Obviously this technique can backfire spectacularly, and may end with a person being quickly ejected (probably sans clothing). It's suggested that The Naked Man only be used if the date is going badly and there's nothing to lose. Supposedly works two out of three times, but actual results may vary.
Jen: How did your date with Bill go?
Katie: Awful. The movie sucked, the meal was cold and afterwards he said he needed to come to mine for a water and when I left the room to fetch a glass he pulled the Naked Man on me!
Jen: Did you kick him out?
Katie: I should have, but he's not bad looking so I ended up taking him to bed. I mean, it's not like we'll ever see him again anyway.
by WatcherMark November 26, 2018
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sucker-man

A man who is a sucker, or more accurately, someone you think you can sucker into doing what you want them to do.
"Hey there sucker-man! Gimme all yo' money!"
by Jaron December 1, 2003
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Man Date

Something two straight guys do together that they'd normally do with their wife or girlfriend, e.g., dinner, movie or shopping. Man Dates should NOT be confused with male bonding activities such as watching or playing sports, home improvement projects, car or other mechanical repair, hunting or fishing. A typical Man Date participant inevitably says to himself "This used to be cool when I was in college but now it's totally faggy."

Defuse Man Date tension by including relatives (in-laws are ideal) or 3+ participants.
My wife doesn't want to see True Grit so I invited her best friend's husband, which seemed too much like a Man Date so I also invited my brother-in-law.
by aleakyvessel February 25, 2011
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Damn the Man

1. The underlying conspiracy that keeps you down.

2. OPPRESSION, what it is that holds you back.
Jakori: " Yo u heard they tryna drug test a fool to get food stamps, that a Damn the Man!"

Lonnie: "It is what it is..."
by noLIMITsouljagirlz April 15, 2011
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Man Guy

A guy who gets really good grades and trys really hard in school
if i try really hard and get really good grades could i be a man guy?
by c.mabee July 30, 2008
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Man of War

A northeastern united states based slang term.
Usually reserved for describing a gentleman who has
righteously abandoned proper sexual etiquette. While in a drunken state, the man becomes enraged at his otherwise uncooperative genetalia, therein causing him to become volatile and unsafe with its use.
I drank so much jesus juice last night the whiskey dick had me throwin it around like a Man of War.
by Stephen Travers September 22, 2006
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