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You searched Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary. Do you think this is a fucking joke? I’ll fucking come to your house and murder you. You whore.
by 5 Lemons September 8, 2019
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.

However, that's not all.

When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.

And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021
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Fuck Urban Dictionary

Literally fuck yourselves
Fuck Urban Dictionary because the mods here are all asshatted retards
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Dictionary

A book with hundreds of pages of useful definitions of words that you might not understand.
Man 1: what does this word mean?”
Man 2: I don’t know.”

Man 1: let’s use the dictionary.”

Man 2: *takes out dictionary from bookshelf.”
Man 2: HERE IT IS!
Man 1: thanks man.”
Man 2: your welcome.”
by Lord_farqueef October 1, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

The website youre on right now, reading this.
"I always check urban dictionary for the meaning of something, but mostly to find funny definitions!"
by termina11yCapricious July 29, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

The website you are on right now. Used to be a website to make definitions, but now people just put sexual definitions on normal words.
Person 1: "I just searched the word shark on Urban Dictionary."
Person 2: "oh god..."
by VersionTwo August 27, 2024
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Dictionary

by iDictionary April 22, 2022
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