Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".

I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.

by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 02, 2025

hand pile

More then a handful

Open the door for me, I got a great big ol hand pile of stuff.

by Bucky Buckerson February 08, 2018

if your bored any you clap your hand

when your bored and only have one hand

claps hands more then you ever will

i cant spell

if your bored any you clap your hand

by ImSpidaman May 14, 2021

Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

hand to mouth disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a case of hand to mouth disease and am fat.

by Kuehlstein April 26, 2018

The ‘fuck you’ hand

The fuck you hand is when you flip your wrist and spread your fingers out slightly.

“Hey are you flipping me off?” “No, I’m giving you The ‘fuck you’ hand”

by Pippa_Fitz-Amobi January 29, 2024

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 12, 2023