The day after Superbowl Sunday.
As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day.
As a result of our country's tradition on Superbowl Sunday to collectively eat the most deliciously unhealthy foods known to man (e.g. buffalo wings, pigs-in-blankets, pizza, mozzerella sticks, chips & dip, sloppy joes, french fries, burgers etc.) and collectively drink billions of bottles of the cheapest beer, there is no other day of the year to beat the sheer mass of our collective poops, than the day after Superbowl Sunday. I therefore declare it, National Poop Day.
Pat: Hey man, you taking off of work for National Poop Day?
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing!
Joe: Hells yeah! Pass me another buffalo wing!
by K-Slice33 February 25, 2011
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Person 2: "it's alright man it's St. Noob's Day today!"
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This day (for LSD users) is when they celebrate the discovery and first ever use of the drug.
This day (for LSD users) is when they celebrate the discovery and first ever use of the drug.
Phoenix spent Bicycle Day at home with 250 grams of LSD, just as the ineffable Albert Hofmann had done in 1943.
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