When a woman sticks a lit cigarette in her moist vagina while playing with her Whispy Walker doll and watching Kimba the Cat on Youtube. Usually accompanied by an aversion to spiders and typically occurs in soulless, moist ginger girls.
by Nun on the run March 28, 2020
When a guy takes a shit in another guy's mouth, then proceeds to pack the shit down the poor bastard's throat with his dick until he pukes it out for use as anal lube.
Tom: You got something in your teeth bro, it looks like fudge.
Tim: Nah man thats shit still stuck in there from the Dirty Andrew the foreign exchange student gave me last night.
Tim: Nah man thats shit still stuck in there from the Dirty Andrew the foreign exchange student gave me last night.
by Sylvezta February 28, 2009
by Cleanest guy in the world May 13, 2009
Taking a shit outside in the snow, then wiping your ass with a snowball and throwing it at someone. The muddier the poop, the dirtier the Eskimo.
by Conman520 March 01, 2010
Dirty Arab is the term given to arab oil barons who live extravengent lifestyles contrasting to their poor slave workers.
Generally dirty arab people live in Duabi, drive luxury cars, own palaces, degrade women, wear silk turbans and marry slutty women who will do anything for a buck.
While there slave workers live in derelict conditions, recive minimal pay and work 12hr days in 50 degree heat
While there slave workers live in derelict conditions, recive minimal pay and work 12hr days in 50 degree heat
by btg1769 March 04, 2008
a dirty johan is an explicit sexual act which occurs when a man and a woman are engaged in intercourse, two German midgets (one named Johan) enter and defocate on the females chest and facial areas. Shortly after, the men smear the fecal matter into specific patterns, replicating a German adapatation of the Karma Sutra. After the traditional smearing and design, the German midget circle the female while chanting the German word for shit, or "shizer". To finalize the ceremonial tradition, the woman subsequently engages in intercourse with both the original male and both German midgets. It is mandated in German tradition that consumation of the tradition only occurs when the woman has all three parties participating in simultaneous penetration.
During my trip through Eastern Europe, I was absolutely delighted by my experience at one particular brothel. At this place of business, was when I first experienced the dirty johan. At first, I was slightly apprehensive. However, I must say the German men were terrific and to be honest, I've never seen anything quite as breath taking as a woman, covered in feces, begging for rougher anal, vaginal and oral penetration. Needless to say, I was quite pleased. Oh and by the way, this brothel was in a small corner of South Eastern Berlin. I can provide the name of the place if necessary. Happy hunting my fellow noble men!
by dubz13 June 16, 2010
When a person unloads a massive orgasm into a plastic bag and has his/her partner huff that said cum.
by PenisPenisPenisPenisNigger April 18, 2020