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Dirty Rose

When a woman sticks a lit cigarette in her moist vagina while playing with her Whispy Walker doll and watching Kimba the Cat on Youtube. Usually accompanied by an aversion to spiders and typically occurs in soulless, moist ginger girls.
Scott walked in on a Dirty Rose and immediately felt moistness between his thighs.
by Nun on the run March 27, 2020
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Dirty Andrew

When a guy takes a shit in another guy's mouth, then proceeds to pack the shit down the poor bastard's throat with his dick until he pukes it out for use as anal lube.
Tom: You got something in your teeth bro, it looks like fudge.

Tim: Nah man thats shit still stuck in there from the Dirty Andrew the foreign exchange student gave me last night.
by Sylvezta February 27, 2009
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Dirty Eskimo

Taking a shit outside in the snow, then wiping your ass with a snowball and throwing it at someone. The muddier the poop, the dirtier the Eskimo.
The unsuspecting skiers on the chairlift got dirty eskimo'd by a snowboarder in the woods.
by Conman520 March 1, 2010
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dirty bitch

the dirtiest girl in the world...complete dirt
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Dirty Arab

Dirty Arab is the term given to arab oil barons who live extravengent lifestyles contrasting to their poor slave workers.
Generally dirty arab people live in Duabi, drive luxury cars, own palaces, degrade women, wear silk turbans and marry slutty women who will do anything for a buck.

While there slave workers live in derelict conditions, recive minimal pay and work 12hr days in 50 degree heat
by btg1769 March 4, 2008
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dirty johan

a dirty johan is an explicit sexual act which occurs when a man and a woman are engaged in intercourse, two German midgets (one named Johan) enter and defocate on the females chest and facial areas. Shortly after, the men smear the fecal matter into specific patterns, replicating a German adapatation of the Karma Sutra. After the traditional smearing and design, the German midget circle the female while chanting the German word for shit, or "shizer". To finalize the ceremonial tradition, the woman subsequently engages in intercourse with both the original male and both German midgets. It is mandated in German tradition that consumation of the tradition only occurs when the woman has all three parties participating in simultaneous penetration.
During my trip through Eastern Europe, I was absolutely delighted by my experience at one particular brothel. At this place of business, was when I first experienced the dirty johan. At first, I was slightly apprehensive. However, I must say the German men were terrific and to be honest, I've never seen anything quite as breath taking as a woman, covered in feces, begging for rougher anal, vaginal and oral penetration. Needless to say, I was quite pleased. Oh and by the way, this brothel was in a small corner of South Eastern Berlin. I can provide the name of the place if necessary. Happy hunting my fellow noble men!
by dubz13 July 7, 2010
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Dirty Chinese

Adjective; to have a

If someone says they're going to have a dirty chinese, it means they're looking forward to what is expected to be an immensely delicious chinese take-away.

An Irish saying, it involves the popular misuse of the word 'dirty' as slang for something beyond the realm of every other positive word in the English language.

It is not used in a racist manner.
Lookin forward to a great big dirty chinese tonight

Had a really dirty chinese last night
by spinme November 19, 2010
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