Gas Tank Penis

A penis the size of a hugeee gas tank

also called just "GTP"

Joe: H000LY SH111T!!one1!! this porn is like soo good!
Dan: L0L. dat nigga has that GTP. all day, for life.
Desmond: GTP?!?
Dan + Joe: GAS TANK PENIS

by Bethekingdom April 23, 2011

Ice Cream Penis

A male reproductive organ (penis) belonging to a biracial individual, causing the shaft of the penis to be two distinctly different colors. In most cases, this will mean that the lower part of the shaft is much darker than the top.

He sent me a picture in black and white to hide the fact that he has an Ice Cream Penis.

by Needledickk October 2, 2011

fu-fu penis

a zombie wearing the patients outfit in the hospital in no mercy on left 4 dead with there ass hangin out tha back.

"HOLY FUCK ANT RUN ITS A FU-FU PENIS".or yo D come check out this fu-fu- penis's ass.

by deeeeeedcell March 15, 2009

Penis Fly Trap

A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.

"Watch out for that Penis Fly Trap. She'll ruin your damn life!"

by Jalapeno Rooster August 29, 2016

Kim Jong Penis

Basically Kim Jong Un but with the head of a penis. The word is used as a mockery towards the dictator, and to North Koreans as a whole.

Kim Jong Penis is gonna nuke the United States!

by TheBiggestCucko November 19, 2018

Penis Fly Trap

When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing

"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."

by FireMuncher June 3, 2018

Rip Van Penis

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)

“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019