National Grey sweats day

A day where you wear grey sweat pants

Hey Mike did you here it's national Grey sweats day

by Alexis Windshear September 29, 2020

National Danny Loser day

January 15, anyone named Danny is a loser for a day.

Jane: Hey danny did you now tomorrow is national Danny loser day?
Danny: No i didn’t :(

by milfloverr January 14, 2021

National Disabled Asshole Day

National Disabled Asshole Day (N.D.A.D) is a day where you and your best friends suck each others dicks until the sperm starts leaking out of your nose or eyes and or until you pass out.

Hey daddy its time to celebrate National Disabled Asshole Day

by Retardist February 12, 2021

national extreme horny day

On April 17th, the day after national horny day, you get to ask anyone, any animal, any homie, for nudes, even sex, be wary of animals as they may bite

John: DUDE ITS NATIONAL EXTREME HORNY DAY!
Jacob: Uh oh

by SurosAlt April 16, 2021

National Fuck Vex Day

So on May 9th kuro and vex are supposed to have sex

National Fuck Vex Day

by hibyevrydie May 9, 2021

National bike mom day

On December 20th at exactly 5:30pm
Marks the national bike mom day. It is where moms need to take a bike ride on a nice wilderness trail.

Bro wake up its national bike mom day!
Dominic, I'm sorry but your mom has died so I need to make an urban dictionary definition to make fun of her.

by Hawk333 January 19, 2022

National Grab Breast day

National grab breast day is on September 20th and is when you get to grab anyone’s breast/man breast without them getting pressed or complain.

Yooo,, ‘grab breast’

“tf you do that for”
national grab breast day u can’t get mad bro

by okay oliga September 17, 2021