tootie eye

A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.

"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."

by Capt'n save-a-ho March 7, 2018

Eye of bendera

A human anus.

When Jackie bent over I saw her eye of bendera winking at me.

by Jrd1mra March 14, 2018

Cursed Eye

A roleplay cliche some people have, it's pretty rare since many people make their characters perfect, yet they have to get some flaws, now here's where it comes in, place it on a perfect OC, and watch everyone around that same OC tremble in fear of the cliche, of, uhh, fear.

"Dude one of my OCs has a cursed eye, what should "eye" do."
Other Person: Grab him an eye replacement.

by Baking Pangolin February 15, 2017

pirate eye

Cumming in a girls eye and making her close it then yelling arghhhh

I pirate eyed her bro!!

by Lookinglsotbrol February 22, 2017

Eye Blocking

When you see a girl with real nice assets but her boyfriend blocks your view of her.

"Nigga You See That! Trent is Eye Blocking Me From Seeing His Girls's Ass.

by JackTheJobber March 8, 2017

Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.

I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.

by Cc eyes April 20, 2016

lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016