Urban Dictionary

Dopest dictionary in the whole damn universe.

John cried tears of joy because of Urban Dictionary

by BobtheLob 35 March 8, 2017

Why is urban dictionary doing jokes

pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious

WHO CARES!??????

this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33

oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..

urban dictionary likes jokes

Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it

by My Password January 20, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

urban dictionary

a dictionary for this generation and more

"what does that mean?"

"look it up on urban dictionary"

by chanseypoo<3 January 27, 2014

Urban Dictionary

the place you go when looked for opinionated statements on anything, almost anything. Nothing is not based from opinion here, it's all written by random people

Lets go on the Urban Dictionary for the dumbest definitions of words and statements!

by Kittyferns June 5, 2023

Urban Dictionary

My most visited website.

"I was on Urban Dictionary from like 3 to 8 last night."

by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016