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blue neptune

A kind of crystal methamphetamine popular in Malden, Mass.
Hook me up with some blue Neptune?

That will set you back $20.
by Callmemabye2234 July 25, 2014
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coyote blue

The feeling of not-quite-depression you get when your life is predictably great. More specifically, the fear that your great control of life is ultimately keeping you from truly living, and the slight urge that follows (not unlike The Call of the Void) to ditch your steady, well paying job, sell everything you own, break off all relationships and connections, and hitchhike in the first car that will take you somewhere else.
Ted really loved his brand new sports car and well paying nine-to-five job, but every morning as he turned the keys to go to work he would feel coyote blue.
by AStrayCatRuns July 28, 2014
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blue pretzel

Same as a blue waffle. Just the male version. When you have been having sex to the point where it looks all twisted and swollen like a "blue waffle:"
I just totally got made into a blue pretzel from all the sex i just had.
by Bobby J Orignal September 10, 2014
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blue raptor

The act of pulling your sexual partner's arms backward making them look like a raptor (or t-rex) and forcing their face into a sink or under the showerhead while having sex with them from behind.
I just don't understand women, man. I gave my girlfriend the ol' blue raptor last night and now she won't answer my texts.
by MyNameIsAVerb October 17, 2014
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make the air blue

Do not make the air blue, it's rude!
by PiskaMuriska November 30, 2014
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Musical Blue Balls

When you attend a live musical act expecting to hear a certain song along with other great songs but the performing act does not play said song.
"Fuck! The Ghost Inside didn't play "Deceiver," my musical blue balls are off the fritz right now"
by jdrummerb December 13, 2014
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Abe Blue

"You're such an Abe Blue!"
by Abe Blue December 14, 2013
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