picking your seat

The act of picking one's own butt. Sometimes for reasons such as itching, other times for reasons unknown, and never-want to-be-known.

"Hey dick, stop picking your seat and get over here!"

by Mother of a Fuck March 3, 2010

calm your tuna

A phrase used by sisters to tell each other to stop being horny.

Lil Sis: Calm your tuna!!
Big Sis: But i need a good fuck!

by nobodyandeverybody November 9, 2009

Stroke your Tongue

When you run your index finger over your lovers tongue in a sexual way during foreplay or ask the question "Can I stroke your tongue?"...

Jack to Laura "Ey Up Love, Can I stroke your tongue?"...

by DJ_SIO July 9, 2011

Take your Vitamins

When you suck a guys dick and swallow the cum. The cum is enriched with vitamins.

"I want to Take your Vitamins kevin jonas."

by mrs. jonas March 3, 2008

Your Mom's a Plane

A witty remark used as a rebuttal when a short kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane." Indicates that the person's mom is a plane.

A kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane!" You say " Your Mom's a Plane "

by Snicker Tits January 22, 2009

Earn Your Stripes

When an individual does an exemplary job and their boss thinks they deserve a raise for all of their hard work.

Megan, you will Earn Your Stripes if you finish that job for me.

by The Real English Dictionary 24 June 26, 2014

check your oil

When someone pisses you off enough that you threaten to stick something, like your foot, up their ass.

Dude, if you don't stop that shit, I'm going to check your oil.

by Oz in the ATL July 23, 2007