Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.

Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.

by TwoHandedWonder October 09, 2016

hand hearts for mya

to show how much these girls mean to me frl.💜💊

hand hearts for mya is bc yes

by twxiccc May 20, 2022

Snickers hand pie

defecating into an individual's outstretched hands

The boy asked for some more, so I hit him with the ol' Snickers hand pie.

by Krizz Krozz October 30, 2018

shut your mouth, give me your hand

A saying to tell shut up when they are getting impatient for their money

Give me my share! Finish the damn job! Shut your mouth, give me your hand

by what do i care 125 October 03, 2020

The Hand Of Munger

1. A very wise phrase to do a google search on.
2. The appropriate place for those in the know to use as their browser's home-page.

I went to The Hand Of Munger at davemunger.blogspot.com, and now I am cool.

by davemunger.blogspot.com August 24, 2003

farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 09, 2015

Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023