Cool hand Luke

When you sit on your hand until it goes dead and then use it to have a wank.

I miss my girlfriend so I’m going to cool hand luke while we’re on FaceTime.

by Patjbg January 11, 2024

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Hand-to-Hand Wombat

A board game by the developers of Exploding Kittens. Also refers to fights between women.

Friend 1: "Hey whats up? Was just playing Hand-to-Hand Wombat with the gang"
Friend 2: "WHAT?!"

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

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Syphilis Hands

actively irritated, red legions on donald trump's meat-digits

When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.

by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024

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Second-Hand Faggot

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.

Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024

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Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

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