Alaskan Trader Joe's

Noun

A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.

The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.

Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.

Bring Trader Joe's to Alaska! We need an Alaskan Trader Joe's!

by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023

Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum

Not the best tasting gum but, funny-ish comics
I guess..

Amanda: Man I love Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum!
Joe: Damn thank you lady
Amanda: The comics are so cool!
Joe: Tanks you

by Nascosketchbook October 12, 2023

sleepy joe bag

A dub sack in Arizona

Dude they legalized weed can u get me a Sleepy Joe Bag so I can be on that sleepy old man Vibe

by Jeepy Slow November 04, 2020

Joe Chow

Joe Chow is the name of a restaurant that was turned into a funny slang/phrase by me and my friend group. It's usually used in a way of saying "that's not cool". We use it all the time.

"Dude, i just lit that guys car on fire"

"That's not very Joe Chow of you, Connor"

by boybandluvrgrey April 16, 2022

You’re Joe king

Like you’re joking but wayyyy funnier

Something wack asf happens??? You’re joe king

by KaysonDerulo69 June 07, 2024

Not-Joe

Polish-American singer songwriter who famously proclaimed "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHRIST DAN! THAT WAS ME SAYING HOW THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY IS MOSTLY PRETTY MUCH GAY PEOPLE, IN CONCEPT. DID YOU NOT FUCKING READ HOW I SAID "The T in LGBTQ stands for transgender people and the Q stands for people who are questioning their gender or sexuality,"? What the FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU?!! EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY I'M ARGUING FOR I'VE MADE CLAIMS AGAINST!!! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?! YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE STILL TRYING TO CONTINUE THIS STUPID ARGUEMENT! I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO ARGUE WITH YOU! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!"

Oh my gosh that is such a Not-Joe moment.

by PolarTem February 20, 2022

mo joe

Someone who thinks they all that

You a mo joe

by Mojoe2 August 01, 2021