white ninja

the worst comic ever invented, id rather urinate onto my mothers dead corpse and have sex with her while watching jay leno then read this comic

person 1: "hey man you read that white ninja comic?"
person 2: "no fkn way man, id rather urinate onto my mothers dead corpse and have sex with her while watching jay leno then read that comic"

by fbl July 30, 2006

White Base55

One of a handful of people in LUEChat with any sense or any idea of what a life.

Elite Xizer: I submitted a new definition of white base to urban dictionary. Its awesome because I call him a n***** in it!
White Base55: Xizer thinks hes cool for using racial slurs. Try stepping outside for once.... XD

by White Base55 November 15, 2004

White Horse Syndrome

A condition in which a person's frame of thought in all things romantic is completely dream oriented and not grounded in reality. Fantasy lovers taken to the point of specifically nullifying all other candidates is the main tangent of this affliction but is also linked with the princesstual condition as well. Often hand in hand. Inspired by but not limited to the great gothic/fantasy/Harlequin/"Southern Gentleman" ideals in American lore over the 19th and 20th century.

"She talked shit about me and clowned me 'cause I wasn't a baller. That girl got White Horse Syndrome"

by BigBlack81 January 5, 2005

white van man

a male pikey who drives a van that is white in colour, found on most roads in England. Normally plmbers or electricians, these low-life, neanderthol 'ard men wolf-whistle anything that moves. a close relation to the builder (complete with builders bum), the white van man is the cause of traffic jams in England and sholud be shot. they also rip off poor, defencless old grannies.

male pikey + white van = white van man

by surrey rules December 30, 2003

White Trash Bash

A party where the guest dress up as "white trash", drink cheap beer, and pretend they live in a trailer park. Invitations are best handmade using construction paper, or better yet the back of a beer label.

Outfits for girls should include: bleached hair, rollers, belly tops, light washed jean mini skirts, fishnets, pageant hair, really high heels, jean vests
Outfits for guys should include: mullets, trucker hats, mustaches with beard, cut off shorts, hunter attire
Decorations generally involve Nascar, Christmas decorations in the summer, wrestling posters, lots of duct tape.
Music should be Def Leppard, Lynard Skynard, etc.

Dude, I can't wait to hit up that White Trash Bash! I got a kiddie pool to use as the cooler!

by trashbasher March 30, 2010

red white blue

You need to get out more.

red white blue is Americans colors you dumbasses

by Kill yourselves February 19, 2017

Old White Guy

The fourth, and final, stage of a white guy's life which, if arrived at in an average fashion, provides for a comfortable resting period before becoming a dead white guy.

Yeah, that mother fucker there got it pretty good.

Yup, he's an old white guy.

by LastTryPseudonym April 21, 2019