Your mom

The worst insult ever, and is VERY OVERATED like middle school boy humor

“Your mom”
“Unfunny asshole.”

by Slaythedaycauseimgay May 21, 2022

your mom

just why your joke is terrible

your mom is ugly

by i defined your mom October 16, 2022

Cigarette mom

The Mother of usually a teen that always has a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. The go-to party supplier for minors, and may or may not have slept with her daughter’s ex boyfriend. Re-Living their glory days through their children in school.

Ahhhh Hannah’s mom is cool, she’s a cigarette mom.

by HelloMoto69 August 20, 2024

kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual

omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!

by big man cooms June 7, 2022

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

your mom

not really your mom but your mom

"your mom"

by hyjhwjqrawr January 7, 2022

Mom

Mom is the woman that brought you into this earth. Mom is the woman who makes you breakfast. Mom is the woman who folds your laundry. Mom is the woman who washes the dishes. Mom is the woman who bought you everything that could ever need. Mom is the woman who loves you with all her heart. A mother's love is FOREVER.

Girl from school: Who is that woman?

Me: That is my mom, the beautiful woman that never gave up on me when I needed her.

by censorlav October 5, 2020