mr assumptions

A person who says he doesn't assume everything, yet does. He also probably calls the girl who broke up with him Ms. Assumptions, but he stalks the girl he used to have a thing with or date, and then assume everything she tweets and posts on instagram is about him.

Daamn my ex! Back at it again with calling me Ms. Assumptions when he's the one assuming everything is about him. He's the one assuming here - a Mr Assumptions.

by bananaplush August 28, 2016

mr swain

short witch man

did u see mr swain today
yeah he shouted at me for not being a witch

by fruit tella March 30, 2021

Mr Wicks

Dumb Math Teacher That Doesnt Care About The Boy Sudents

Mr Wicks Is Gay, Well Thats True

by Aidolity November 10, 2020

mr. or mrs. pettypants

When someone writes a comment on someone's fb post, or elsewhere online, and a petty (ignorant) person comes along and accuses this first person of saying or meaning something that they really aren't saying or meaning. Mr. or Mrs. Pettypants is either too quick to judge and misread the comment, or understand/grasp people's comment s, so they take apart your sentences and accuse you of something completely opposite of what you meant or said.

Mr. or mrs. Pettypants always misreads me! Mr. Pettypants got in a huff again and degraded my point by making it seem as a ploy be me to derail the subject, when in reality, he did not try to make the connection that I was only adding to it.
petty flamer

by Annmalia March 3, 2015

Mrs Dilley

The best life skills teacher to ever exist and she will always have your back, teach you to cook, sew, pay taxes, and be a better person.

I love Mrs Dilley, she’s the best woman ever.

by acostalover4L December 18, 2022

Mr. Bragg

Mr. Bragg is a very weird teacher, he's nice and all but his lessons are very boring and down right odd. He mainly works as a Science teacher. When most people think of him all they think about is that one time he made everybody sniff things and burn things with a bunsen burner. He's face looks like a muffin, like mosquitos have bitten him 100 times. We never question what he actually does though, I'd rather not know.

Person: You know Mr. Bragg

Me: Yea, he's really weird.

by CHiLlIcheesEfri August 12, 2018

Bring Mr feed

Asking someone to bring something known as Mr feed. Mr feed could be anything or anyone ranging from a pufferfish to shark. Mr feed isn't a person you know or and anyone your close to. Mr feed is just there.

Bring Mr feed, yut.

by Marlynn_the_frog December 26, 2023