See my kids

When you cum on your girls face and it gets in one or both of her eyes.

“I came in my bitch’s eye so she could see my kids.”

Taken from some random freestyle rap I heard in high school.

by Haywire84 April 22, 2021

Mrs. Doubtfire

When you’re out at a restaurant and have to excuse yourself to the bathroom more than 4 times.

I have to go poop again. I’m being a regular Mrs. Doubtfire.

by Haywire84 September 20, 2021