Cock Blogged

When someone posts a picture of a hard cock as a response to a good picture of you on tumblr

Did you see that weirdo who cock blogged that pic of me at the beach?

by UraniumSquid December 18, 2011

Cock Jackers

Another terminology for hands ( most likely women's hands ) or anything you can jack on a cock.

Don't touch me with your cock jackers

by Anoble0130 February 21, 2011

Cock Slipper

Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.

Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!

Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!

by Questosterone March 11, 2011

Zamma Cock

Slang for a cock that is suprisingly unusual or dispointing in shape, size or performance. Male genetals lacking the ability to completly satisfy.

Zamma Cock comes in many different forms and is not specificly medically related.

I heard he had zamma cock

by User69861 July 25, 2011

Cock Blocker

A girl who continuosly knocks on your apartment door right as you are going to get busy with your boyfriend.

Knock knock....shit, it's Tia, AGAIN! She is such a Cock Blocker!

by sinderella16 July 25, 2011

Cock Block

When someone comes in between a girl and you from hooking up.

Infamous Art is still in love with a girl, so he deicided to cock block his friends from having a chance with his friend

by Killakam638 December 7, 2011

cock support

To help out another person in trying to get acquainted with, converse with, or hook up with a member of the opposite sex.

Essentially, the antonym of cock block.

John: Dude, hook me up with that friend of yours.

Mike: You mean with Alyssa?

John: Yeah, you guys know each other pretty well right? You gotta cock support me bruh, hook a brotha up.

Mike: Alright man, I'll just walk pass her, act like a dick, and knock some books out of her hand. Then you come out of the shadows and walk up to her and help her with her books and she'll think you're some kind of nice guy/hero all of a sudden.

John: Yeah sounds great bruh!

Mike: No prob, I always act like a dick towards girls anyways.

by Lishao Tao October 2, 2011