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lazy brown cat

A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.
Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC
by Jared March 21, 2005
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Scott Brown Cosmo

noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.

alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.

etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."

"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."

"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010
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downtown bobby brown

Dog the bounty hunter's favorite bounty hunter friend!
Today we're gonna go help downtown Bobby Brown.
by 68409840654 March 12, 2009
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brown badge of courage

The act of eating a ass with chunks of fecal matter or shit stains all along the crack of your partners ass. After completing the task you have officially earned your brown badge of courage. You sick bastard.
"Dude last night I finally earned my brown badge of courage with the help of your mom."
by AzNm0Nk3y July 24, 2008
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Millie bobby brown

Millie bobby brown is a beautiful girl, she is kind, has a sweetheart, shes funny, and very brave and a cool amazing friend, she is a person very close to perfect!NO ONE IS PERFECT only God ofc! This 16 girl doesnt deserve the hate she deserves! No one does, but ofc as the person she is, she makes mistakes, but no one deserves hate! If ur supportative u deserve this👑. Try to spread love today and keep smiling bby~ Millie Bobby Brown
-Whos is Millie Bobby Brown?
-A talented girl who plays Eleven on Stranger Things, Madi on Godzilla 3, and a lot of things more
-Wow wish i could be like her
-ikr, btw i know ur talented enough to be like her👑 Spread love!
by Ehhsbsnsj👑❤️ June 15, 2020
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Downtown Julie Brown

Downtown Julie Brown means to “go down” on somebody.. like oral sex. Typically used by lesbians as seen on the Bravo reality television show: Real Housewives of New York City.
Carole: “I had a sex dream about you”
Bethenny: “Bu- You- Really? You’re kind of in to me? Why would I take that the wrong- What wrong- How is that-”

Carole: “Let me just tell you- Let me just tell you”

Bethenny: *More stuttering*
Carole: “Well I don’t know their might be”

Bethenny: “Well was I a man?”

Carole: “No, and let me just say I don’t have sex dreams even with men”

Bethenny: “This is my first lesbian encounter like in a fantasy I’m- I’m ready let’s go”

Carole: “And it was very quick- It was very quick”

Bethenny: “Did we go Downtown Julie Brown?”

Carole: “Um.. well, I tou- I touched you where your bathing suit goes *uncomfortable laughter*”
by Carolesbabyissues May 24, 2021
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HIT EM IN THE BROWN

To hit someone in the vicinity of or on the anal region. To screw someone over. To converse on a sensitive subject, or causing physical harm to a particular area of sensitivity.
Person 1: I can't believe that i have to do that.

Person 2: Yeah, thats what i call hit em in the brown.

Person 1: Looks like lil pookie is going to jail.
Person 2: Yeah, they are going to hit em in the brown.
by TB semper fi December 7, 2010
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